SIGN UP TODAY: BECOME A MEMBER

BECOME A MEMBER OF JUGHEAD GRIFFIN’S LOOKSMAXXING EMPORIUM®!!!!

We’ll get you 

• JACKED!!!

• RIPPED!!!

• SHREDDED!!!

• BUFF

ETC.!!!! Affordable prices!!! Lots of services!!! 

…..that’s right, we at Jughead Griffin’s® don’t just offer your standard “gym” experience…you know, the old “walk into a room full of people and find some equipment to use”!!! We have trainers to train you!!! Classes always open to new members— Pilates, yoga, rock climbing, weight lifting, etc!!! 

MEMBERSHIP IS FOR ANYONE…

Want a basic plan? No fancy extras necessary for you? Try our sleek and shiny WHITE CARD…

Want a few of those extras? Our BLUE CARD will have you on track to some classes and services…

Want the most luxurious experience? Snag a Jughead Griffin’s® RED CARD….Warning…JEALOUSY INCOMING!!!

WANT TO IMPRESS A LADY??? A slight upcharge will let you get ahold of our GOLD CARD!!! 

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